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Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Crossing Over Film Review And Exclusive Interview


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Hey guys and girls, I’m back with an exclusive blog post which I have been eager to share with you all about a movie premiering In London - Not to be missed!

I also have an exclusive interview with Mark Haldor, the man behind ’Crossing Over’, so grab your popcorn and take a seat the show is about to start.
No under 18s please.

SYNOPSIS

(Taken from the ‘Crossing Over’ website)
A frustrated Agent submits eight London based actors to audition for the next big Hollywood Movie. Potential career breaks for them and a large payday for her. How will they fair against two LA Casting Directors and the movie's unusual premise?



About Crossing Over In My Words.

Without giving too much away ‘Crossing Over’ is not your average comedy.
It has lots of personality and is the kind of film you wish would go on forever because you want to see what happens next in the lives of these wonderful characters.

Whilst watching the sneak peeks from the fun and quirky comedy, I could see how much passion, love and hard work has been put into the movie by Mark and the cast.


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Ever Wondered What Your Life Could Be Like If It Was A Movie?

This is the kind of movie you can relate to in one way or another… i.e. The characters lives and personalities will remind you of everyday people from your own life. Friends, family and people you may see on your commute to work.

From the weird to the wonderful, to the oh so crazy these people will remind you of your mothers, brothers, sisters and friends.

Interview With Mark Haldor 


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At A Top Secret Location In The Heart Of London.
I Had The Pleasure Of Interviewing The Talented Mark Haldor - The Man behind ‘Crossing Over’ - So Let's Find Out What He Had To Say In Answer To My Questions. 

Describe ‘Crossing Over’ In 5 Words?
Cheeky
Passionate
Fun
Endearing
Challenging

What Was The Hardest Part Of Making ‘Crossing Over’?
Competing the film on such a minimal budget was a challenge, though challenges are good and it definitely kept me and everyone involved on our toes to make sure everything was completed to the best standard possible.

How Did The Storyline Of The Film Come About?
I went to L.A. in 2014 and was initially inspired to make a short film, which then evolved into a feature and brought together the talents of everyone involved. I came up with the premise by writing about what I know and picked on traditional British humour as a way to mesh the different characters and stories together within the film.

What Did You Enjoy More… Directing ‘Crossing Over’ Or Starring As Jason?
I enjoyed doing both, but as much as I enjoyed acting in the film, it was a real challenge to direct myself as an actor too. So on this occasion I would have say my preference was directing the film as opposed to acting in it.

How Many Hours / Days Etc Went Into Making ‘Crossing Over’ ?
I could not even begin to tell you how many hours went into making ‘Crossing Over’, but given I conceived, co-wrote, directed, produced, cast, edited, marketed and acted in the film, I can tell you it has taken the best part of 3 years on a part - full time basis to complete it.

Which Films Have Been The Most Influential To You?
Primarily TV programs such as; ‘Spaced’, ‘Not Going Out’, ‘The Office’, ‘Extras’, ‘Episodes’ and ’Toast of London’, along with Films including ‘Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels’, ‘Kuffs', ‘Four Rooms’ and ‘El Mariachi’ have all influenced ‘Crossing Over’.

Who Is Your Favourite Film Director ?
Robert Rodriguez, because of his creative approach and can do attitude regardless of budget. His book ‘Rebel Without a Crew’ and director commentary tracks from his El Mariachi trilogy were a massive influence in giving ‘Crossing Over’ life and me not giving up.
  
Which Film Director in The Industry Do You Aspire To Be As Big As?
James Gunn (Guardians of The Galaxy) -  Funnily enough I have just been to see his new film ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2’ right before this interview.

Also Robert Rodriguez - as discussed (‘The Faculty’, ‘From Dusk Til Dawn’), Tarantino (‘Jackie Brown’, ‘Pulp Fiction’) and Tony Scott (‘Last Boy Scout’, ‘Beverly Hills Copy 2’) are all Directors I personally respect and would love to follow in the footsteps of.

If You Could Pick An Actor To Play You In a Film About Your Life,
Who Would Play You And Why?
I would like someone like Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth or most likely Chris Pratt to play me in a story of my life. Ironically my parents almost named me Chris too!

What Are A Few Of Your All Time Favourite Movies?
Armageddon, Blow, Clockwork Orange, Scent of A Woman, Point Break, Enemy of The State, Jackie Brown, Phenomenon, Robocop.

What Is Your Guilty Pleasure?
Scarlett Johansson films and Doctor Who.

Which Other Character Apart From Jason in ‘Crossing Over’ Can You Most Relate To?
Jonny - because of his dry humour and his awkwardness when he fancies someone…

Can You Speak Any Other Languages.
I did briefly try learn some Japanese last year and I would absolutely love to try and learn German again now I’m older.

What is Your Favourite Charity?
I have previously raised funds for ‘Mind’ mental health and ‘Save The Children’.
I’m now focusing on ‘Orangutan Foundation’, who I am happy to announce the profits from ticket sales for the upcoming Premiere will be donated to.

Have You Got A Date For The Premiere?
I wanted it to be Scarlett Johansson but settled for August 6th instead.
- But the invite stands if Scarlett would like to attend? lol
  
So that is all for now, hope you enjoyed finding out more about ‘Crossing Over’ and the exclusive little interview with the talented Mark Haldor.

Don't forget to share this blog post with your friends so they can laugh , smile and enjoy crossing over too.


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Want To Attend The Premiere?

All Profits From Ticket Sales Will Go To ‘Orangutan Foundation’.

Find out more about the ‘Orangutan Foundation’


You can follow ‘Crossing Over’ on social media to keep up with the latest.


Remember You Can Come To The Premiere Too If You Wish!
Book Tickets And Find Out More About Crossing Over Premiere!

Thanks for reading
Caroline Bartholomew

(Canary Wharf, London, West India Quay)
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Wednesday, 8 July 2015

How To Get Revenge On Telephone Pests

Photo By Jan Vašek

Well I thought it is time to cover the subject of those pesty telephone pests.
Yes the ones who ring you trying to sell you things,Try get information out of you.
The ones claiming you had a car accident 
And the ones trying to tell you about a free lottery.
Well keep on reading You can get revenge and take control.

All views are my own and ideas was written by myself as I am typing this.
Well instead of getting mad and scared to answer the phone.
It is time to take control Don't get mad get even.
Read my blog post with my fun ideas to get Revenge.

Examples Of Telephone pests

PPI
Car Accidents
Scam lotto
Bogus charities

Anyone keep trying to ring to sell you something 
Here is Some fun naughty ways to get revenge on these pests.


Some fun ideas to annoy telephone pests.

Put them on hold start talking to them again asking questions ie why are you calling today etc 
 Tell them you will put them through to the right department 
Place Them on hold and pass the phone to a friend of yours 
keep doing this till they get the message.

Pretend to be a recorded message say one of the advisers will be with them shortly 
Please note that all calls are charged at £3 per minute. 
Answer keep talking then keep putting them on hold
Then through to another department put on a voice answer and keep putting on hold.

Pretend to be an answering machine.
Leave a message after the beep beeeep.

Repeat everything they say
Keep asking them to repeat themselves
Tell them to speak up
Keep asking them the time every few minutes

Ask them what they are buying you for christmas/birthday
Tell them you do not speak english

These are just a few ideas and examples of ways to annoy them.
Keep reading to find other ways to annoy telephone pest. 


Pretend to be 


Sex line Dirty chat how can I help? 
Telephone pest anonymous !
Joke line keep telling them jokes and punchlines until they hang up
Takeaway keep asking what they would like to order ask if they like sides.
Smelly sock swap shop, swap your smelly socks with other smellys.
Ask them for advice
What shall I wear tonight ie i have a date
Do you think I should eat curry or chips for dinner
Do you think he or she loves me
How to pull the celeb you have a crush on
What shell I watch tonight (name two shows that clash)


Ask them to be your shoulder to cry on
Say your invisible friend has vanished
Say your pet sock got eaten by the washing machine
You have run out of chocolate
You have spilt some milk

Make up something else.
Think of a film that makes you cry for example titanic
Say he let go he said he would never let go pretend to cry.

If they are calling about a car accident you didn't have
Tell them information is correct keep them on the phone
Then say it was an invisible car you was driving or a self drive time machine.
Or even one of those toy cars for children the ride in ones.


So there you have it my ideas on how to annoy the telepests that keep annoying you.
Time to put them to the test please do so at your own risk
I will not be responsible for any upset telepests haha.

Hope you enjoyed reading this very light hearted post and hope you had a giggle at a few.
Catch you all soon please comment below what you think of this post and if you do try any of my ideas out I would love to know what the reactions are of the telepests.


If you do not want to waste time doing all the above 
You can find ways to block their number from calling you.
Speak to your phone provider to see how they can help.

Thanks for reading
caroline

Do you get calls from telephone pests how do you handle them?