How To Get Revenge On Telephone Pests

Photo By Jan Vašek

Well I thought it is time to cover the subject of those pesty telephone pests.

Yes the ones who ring you trying to sell you things,Try get information out of you.

The ones claiming you had a car accident 

And the ones trying to tell you about a free lottery.

Well keep on reading You can get revenge and take control.

All views are my own and ideas was written by myself as I am typing this.

Well instead of getting mad and scared to answer the phone.

It is time to take control Don't get mad get even.

Read my blog post with my fun ideas to get Revenge.

Examples Of Telephone pests

PPI

Car Accidents

Scam lotto

Bogus charities

Anyone keep trying to ring to sell you something 

Here is Some fun naughty ways to get revenge on these pests.

Some fun ideas to annoy telephone pests.

Put them on hold start talking to them again asking questions ie why are you calling today etc 

 Tell them you will put them through to the right department 

Place Them on hold and pass the phone to a friend of yours 

keep doing this till they get the message.

Pretend to be a recorded message say one of the advisers will be with them shortly 

Please note that all calls are charged at £3 per minute. 

Answer keep talking then keep putting them on hold

Then through to another department put on a voice answer and keep putting on hold.

Pretend to be an answering machine.

Leave a message after the beep beeeep.

Repeat everything they say

Keep asking them to repeat themselves

Tell them to speak up

Keep asking them the time every few minutes

Ask them what they are buying you for christmas/birthday

Tell them you do not speak english

These are just a few ideas and examples of ways to annoy them.

Keep reading to find other ways to annoy telephone pest. 

Pretend to be 

Sex line Dirty chat how can I help? 

Telephone pest anonymous !

Joke line keep telling them jokes and punchlines until they hang up

Takeaway keep asking what they would like to order ask if they like sides.

Smelly sock swap shop, swap your smelly socks with other smellys.

Ask them for advice

What shall I wear tonight ie i have a date

Do you think I should eat curry or chips for dinner

Do you think he or she loves me

How to pull the celeb you have a crush on

What shell I watch tonight (name two shows that clash)

Ask them to be your shoulder to cry on

Say your invisible friend has vanished

Say your pet sock got eaten by the washing machine

You have run out of chocolate

You have spilt some milk

Make up something else.

Think of a film that makes you cry for example titanic

Say he let go he said he would never let go pretend to cry.

If they are calling about a car accident you didn't have

Tell them information is correct keep them on the phone

Then say it was an invisible car you was driving or a self drive time machine.

Or even one of those toy cars for children the ride in ones.

So there you have it my ideas on how to annoy the telepests that keep annoying you.

Time to put them to the test please do so at your own risk

I will not be responsible for any upset telepests haha.

Hope you enjoyed reading this very light hearted post and hope you had a giggle at a few.

Catch you all soon please comment below what you think of this post and if you do try any of my ideas out I would love to know what the reactions are of the telepests.

If you do not want to waste time doing all the above 

You can find ways to block their number from calling you.

Speak to your phone provider to see how they can help.

Thanks for reading

caroline

Do you get calls from telephone pests how do you handle them?

Win Swim Shop Goodies

Hey guys and girls, I have a post for you today about swimming,

there is also a giveaway aswell so remember to read on and enter.

this information will be helpful to you and your kids and other family members.

So july is here and the summer holidays are approaching which means family time.

Holidays abroad where there will be sun sea and sand and swimming pools.

Even if you are not travelling abroad you may visit a local pool near to where you live.

Find your local pool !

Studies have found that 57% of children aged between 7-11 cannot swim in the uk.

this could be many factors such money, or even parents too busy working to take kids swimming or even kids finding it hard to get the concept of it.

Whatever the reason for children not been able to swim, it's never too late to learn.

There is also some adults who cannot swim as well which is also very common as well.

I myself can swim but not as well as other adults because i rarely find the time to go.

But even when I have the time to go I have found things always crop up expensive bills come in.

But Chloe still goes swimming as her school have a pool which is the same school i went to as a child, the same school where I was taught to swim.

Below is some information

57% of children age 7-11 do not know how to swim.

This is astonishing since under the national curriculum all schools are required to teach children to swim a distance of 25 metres confidently using a range of strokes so that they can safely rescue themselves from drowning.

It is estimated that children require at least 25 hours of lessons to swim confidently a distance of 25 metres. Primary schools are offered 18 hours of swimming lessons per child a year, way below the recommended hours. If hours were raised to 25 across all primary schools as standard the number of children who can swim would rise by 200,000.

Many schools are unaware of their student’s ability to swim. The Amateur Swimming Association (ASA) suggest that swimming should come under the physical education budget and be taught as a requirement much like any other subject.

As well as a lifesaving skill the ability to swim has vast health benefits and is one of the few sports you can continues to partake in into old age.

Take a look at this wonderful Fun Family Swimming Games PDF download full of games you can enjoy with your children to make them feel more confident in the water.

Competition time

Now its time to tell you about the competition to win some swimming goodies for you kids.

I have two sets to give away yes thats right two sets to give to you for free.

This means there will be 2 winners who will win a swimming goodie for their child.

                                                            

WIN SWIMMING GOODIES

The competition rules !!

Please only enter if you want the prize, no selling the prize on.

Entrants 13 and over unless you have parents permission

Competition Will end July 31st 2015.

Uk entrants only

(Cheats will be Disqualified please only enter in your real name once)

So now you have entered Please comment below if you have google plus.

Do you like swimming? can your kids swim? can you swim?

Please feel free to comment below I understand non google plus can enter which i am sorry.

But you're welcome to email me and inbox me on my social accounts as always.

Thanks for reading

Caroline

Have a safe swim this year, be sure to have fun but stay safe.

Remember to keep you eye out for anyone who may need help when swimming.
http://www.swimshop.co.uk/ 

Yonderland Series 2

Hey guys and girls and yonderland fans I have some juicy news for you.

I was invited my Mumsnet and yonderland, and thought hey will be a good field trip for me.

So I also took shane and chloe with me as mumsnet said I can bring a plus 2.

So on saturday 27th june I traveled to the 5 star soho hotel in soho london.

Before We Start

I am a member of the mumsnet bloggers network Research panel,

a Group of Parent Bloggers, who have volunteered to

review products, services, and brands For Mumsnet.

I have not paid for the product, or to attend the event.

I have editorial control and retain Full Editorial Integrity.

The Journey To London

Taken on my samsung galaxy S3

The journey to soho was a bit hectic although I Love london it was a bit scary,

I am not a fan of the tube and travelling can be daunting for me at times.

But first of all we had to top up our oyster cards £15 on each to make sure we had enough.

Then we had to take a bus to the local train station which is only up the road.

Chloe, Taken on my samsung galaxy S3

We then had to wait for a train to elephant and castle,

The train journey wasn't to bad me my hubby and chloe had fun.

Taking photos on the camera and just enjoying the comfort.

Once we arrived at Elephant and castle,

We had to walk to catch a tube train to charing cross.

The tube was a little daunting but wasn't to bad only had to go a few stops.

But it was very very warm even though it wasn't too busy it felt hot and stuffy.

Once we finally arrived at charing cross we made our way to exit.

Shane then had to get maps up on his phone.

we all began to walk for about 15-20 mins.

walking up roads crossing roads walking up more roads.

To our relief we finally walked up the last road.

We Finally Got There

Anyway once we arrived at The Soho Hotel

we walked through the door walked over to the reception.

We then said hello we are here for the yonderland event, they gave us directions so we walked across the lobby through a double door and down some stairs.

Someone then greeted us and handed us our passes to wear for the event.

We was A bit early but which was not to bad as I got talking to another blogger in the lobby.

Vicky from Life Of My Family And Me who is very lovely feel free to read her blog.

Anyway when it was time to go in we headed to a room which was small but looked lovely.

There was a mini bar with refreshing cold drinks and lovely bar staff who was very polite.

We had a drink and mingled with the cast of yonderland, and other bloggers who attended.
We also mingled with the Cast of Yonderland who were very friendly.

Photo's With The Casts

Family Entertainment

We Also got to have our photo taken on the green screen and had a mini gif image made.

Which was pretty cool and kept a few of the children and adults entertained.
They also gave us a photo print out to keep also which was a lovely idea.

A while later we all went through to the cinema screening room which looked amazing.

We all sat down to watch yonderland series 2 episode 1 and 2.

The whole room was giggling and was really enjoying it.

Without giving too much away

Debbie an everyday mum goes on an adventure!

But her family do not know about her strange job as world saver.

But husband peter is very paranoid about the kitchen cupboard.

As strange things keep occurring !

Sneak Peak Yonderland Series 2 Trailer

Will debbie’s family find out about her job?

Where will the adventure take debbie?

Your have to tune in to find out !!

bearing in mind I have never seen yonderland before due to not having sky.

I really enjoyed it there was some really funny parts in fact there was a few.

After the screening

The cast of yonderland sat down and got ready for us to ask questions.

Chloe asked
Q:How did you get here?

The the cast replies were the following.
Bike,
Helicopter,
Car,
Tube,
Another dimension.

I Also Asked A Question!

Q "If you could have any actors or actresses in yonderland who would you have"?

The casts of yonderland then replied with a few well known names such as

Mackenzie Crook,

Sean Bean,

Harrison Ford,

David Bowie,

Bob Dylan 

(labyrinth is an inspiration)

Someone else then asked 

Q “ So Why Did You Make Yonderland?

A “To make people laugh, And it is good because we are good friends.
The six of us write the scripts together and all work together"

So once the screening finished etc we walked back to main room.

We had another drink and some lovely canapes which went down a treat.

As time was getting on abit we had to leave I was handed a goodie bag.

Which contained a now tv box which will come in handy because we don't have sky at the moment and it would be good to get the channel to watch yonderland because we enjoyed it.

chloe did not wanna go home

Anyway the journey home was a little longer because it was the same day as gay pride.

We had to walk past so many crowds even though it put strain on journey home.

I didn't mind too much because it was nice to see so many people smiling.

loads of lovely costumes and very colourful even saw men wearing high heels.

Thank you london gay pride for cheering up my journey home.

You All looked lovely!

Chloe was tired from the long day out

We were also tired!

So Yonderland is returning to our screens 13th july 2015 on sky1 at 8pm

You will enjoy and laugh suitable for all ages, families etc.

Please be warned there is very funny adult humour.

Funny gags adult humour not for the faint hearted.

If you love to laugh you will thoroughly enjoy yonderland.

You can find out more about yonderland below

Ben Boyer From Sky 

All About Yonderland

Meet The Cast Of Yonderland

Find Out More About Series 2

Thank you for reading

Caroline

Feel free to comment below.

Have you seen yonderland?

Are you Excited for series 2?

Who is your favorite character?

Do you love yonderland?


If you also missed the first series
Do not fear its available on dvd.



Don't forget 
The second series of yonderland
Starts 13th july 2015
Sky1 at 8pm