Wednesday, 8 July 2015

How To Get Revenge On Telephone Pests

Photo By Jan VaĊĦek

Well I thought it is time to cover the subject of those pesty telephone pests.
Yes the ones who ring you trying to sell you things,Try get information out of you.
The ones claiming you had a car accident 
And the ones trying to tell you about a free lottery.
Well keep on reading You can get revenge and take control.

All views are my own and ideas was written by myself as I am typing this.
Well instead of getting mad and scared to answer the phone.
It is time to take control Don't get mad get even.
Read my blog post with my fun ideas to get Revenge.

Examples Of Telephone pests

Car Accidents
Scam lotto
Bogus charities

Anyone keep trying to ring to sell you something 
Here is Some fun naughty ways to get revenge on these pests.

Some fun ideas to annoy telephone pests.

Put them on hold start talking to them again asking questions ie why are you calling today etc 
 Tell them you will put them through to the right department 
Place Them on hold and pass the phone to a friend of yours 
keep doing this till they get the message.

Pretend to be a recorded message say one of the advisers will be with them shortly 
Please note that all calls are charged at £3 per minute. 
Answer keep talking then keep putting them on hold
Then through to another department put on a voice answer and keep putting on hold.

Pretend to be an answering machine.
Leave a message after the beep beeeep.

Repeat everything they say
Keep asking them to repeat themselves
Tell them to speak up
Keep asking them the time every few minutes

Ask them what they are buying you for christmas/birthday
Tell them you do not speak english

These are just a few ideas and examples of ways to annoy them.
Keep reading to find other ways to annoy telephone pest. 

Pretend to be 

Sex line Dirty chat how can I help? 
Telephone pest anonymous !
Joke line keep telling them jokes and punchlines until they hang up
Takeaway keep asking what they would like to order ask if they like sides.
Smelly sock swap shop, swap your smelly socks with other smellys.
Ask them for advice
What shall I wear tonight ie i have a date
Do you think I should eat curry or chips for dinner
Do you think he or she loves me
How to pull the celeb you have a crush on
What shell I watch tonight (name two shows that clash)

Ask them to be your shoulder to cry on
Say your invisible friend has vanished
Say your pet sock got eaten by the washing machine
You have run out of chocolate
You have spilt some milk

Make up something else.
Think of a film that makes you cry for example titanic
Say he let go he said he would never let go pretend to cry.

If they are calling about a car accident you didn't have
Tell them information is correct keep them on the phone
Then say it was an invisible car you was driving or a self drive time machine.
Or even one of those toy cars for children the ride in ones.

So there you have it my ideas on how to annoy the telepests that keep annoying you.
Time to put them to the test please do so at your own risk
I will not be responsible for any upset telepests haha.

Hope you enjoyed reading this very light hearted post and hope you had a giggle at a few.
Catch you all soon please comment below what you think of this post and if you do try any of my ideas out I would love to know what the reactions are of the telepests.

If you do not want to waste time doing all the above 
You can find ways to block their number from calling you.
Speak to your phone provider to see how they can help.

Thanks for reading

Do you get calls from telephone pests how do you handle them?